son of liberty, metal gear solid 2
(ps2, x-box)
Two soldiers are beating the shit out of a member of Fox Hound in a dirty prison cell:
Soldier A- Talk you miserable dog! SMACK!
Soldier B- Who sent you? WHALLOP!
Prisoner- Kojima! Hideo Kojima!
Soldier A- Who the fuck is that?
Soldier B- Mmmm...Isn't he that arsehole who designs shit-hot games for Konami?
Prisoner- You'd better let me go or they'll send Solid Snake to sort you lot out...
Soldier A- THUMP! Shut the hell up! SMASH-BANG!
Soldier B- I think you've gone a little too far...You stupid piece of shit, you've gone and killed him!!!
Soldier A- All the better! That means we get more time to play Metal Gear 2.
shemmue 2
(dreamcast, x-box, ps2)
After murdering my father, Lan Di has set off for Hong Kong. I, Ryu Azuki, have followed his footsteps and intend to have my revenge. Things have gone wrong from the moment I got off the ship. I've had everything I had stolen from me. I started asking questions and things have gone from bad to worse. I need money, so I've started working and going to gambling joints. The life of an immigrant is no joke, and it has done nothing but begin.
The brains behind the game, Yu Suzuki, has said: "We've come up with this game as a gift to players of the future".
The second installment of the Shemme game is much better than the first. This 17 chapter game (5 sections in total) will continue on the Xbox.
return to castle of wolfenstein
(pc, x-box)
Extract from the diary of William Blazkowiz.
Halfway through WWII and the hidden powers behind Hitler grow restless as their desire for control increases. This is why they have sent out troops all over the world in search of sacred, if evil artifacts. They've informed us that they've come across signs of a black knight near Wolfenstein castle. Whether they believe in Black Magic or not, they've sent us along to investigate.
We still haven't seen anything...
They arrested me two hours ago and they're torturing my comrade in another article. I'll have to go now, some dirty nazi bastard is coming... this just might be the only chance I have to get out of here... to be continued... at your home.
jaialai
(pc)
The best thing about this game that needs a 3D accelerator and which goes under the title of Basque Handball Simulator (maybe they didn't have the balls to call it anything else!) is commentator Josetxo Lizartza. We can safely say that this is the best game ever made about Basque Handball; it's the only one! If you liked Estropadak (Rowing game) and Mendizaleak(Mountain climbing game) you like Jaialai.
